APOCALYPSE UPDATE

UPDATE FROM CANADA
Everything is in ruins. Canada is in devastation. The moose have begun forming their own government; we are waiting for their next move.

THE MOOSE HAVE BEGUN HERDING THE HUMANS. I HAVE BEEN SEPARATED FROM MY FAMILY. I CANNOT SEE THEM, I CAN ONLY SEE ANTLERS.

A FRIENDLY GROUP OF VIGILANTE MOOSE HAVE TAKEN ME IN. 

AT DAWN, WE RIDE.

UPDATE FROM GREAT BRITAIN

WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA

I REPEAT

WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA

ABORT

ABORT

UPDATE FROM IRELAND

There are flesh eating Leprechauns everywhere.

We are throwing potatoes at them but it’s no use.

We are going to die.

UPDATE FROM ILLINOIS

THE SNOW PLOWS HAVE TURNED ON THEIR MASTERS

TROLLS ARE INVADING FROM MICHIGAN

THE GOVERNOR HAS JUMPED SHIP

THANK GOD

*note - I only made up the last one.