how to be Mississippi

Well, guys, I've officially been a resident of Mississippi for about 36 hours. And let me tell you, I have become illuminated.

How to be Mississippi 

[steps, facts, general knowledge for foreigners]

1. "Ya'll" is unavoidable

2. Be political

3. It's a thing to wear really oversized T-shirts with Nike running shorts

4. Chacos are the thing

5. So are wearing high socks with all tennis shoes

6. Chicken is required for a meal

7. Jokes about Alabama are the best kind of jokes (poor Alabama) 

8. Look nice all the time, even it it's 8 AM

9. Greet every person you walk by all the time

10. Diet soda is not a thing

11. Equestrian teams are real life

[chacos]

[one trend I will not be accepting]